I am, first and foremost, an individualist. It may seem strange that 'one of us' would so readily choose to label themselves, but I believe that there is more to gain by educatedly accepted labels, communicatively, than by eshewing them beyond all reason.
As such, here are a few concepts that help describe me:
I consider myself culturally British, and a citizen of Europe.
I am genderqueer.
I respect pseudonyms and ask that you respect mine.
I am strongly atheistic (not agnostic).
I advocate ethical egoism.
I am an existential nihilist.
I love mankind as a species (though I support VHEMT).
My only virtue is honesty.
My political ideals are anarcho-capitalistic.
I concede anarchy is not very practical and rarely argue for it.
I am allergic to censorship on level of the state.
I am allergic to discrimination based on personal beliefs or biological traits.
I am a masculist.
I am polyamourous.
I am bisexual (strictly speaking, pansexual).
I consider psychology my hobby.
I enjoy philosophy.
I read books on neither.